just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
