Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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