omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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