will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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