I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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