last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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