I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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