yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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