What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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