That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
