so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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