i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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