He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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