is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
