She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
