Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
