OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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