She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
