doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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