ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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