I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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