You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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