Pappa wants mamma naked
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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