We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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