I need help removing her.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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