She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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