i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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