their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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