it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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