When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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