Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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