where are you?
Hypothermia
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't turn off my feet"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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