I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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