Don't you send me to vm
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
