No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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