i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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