well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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