Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
