I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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