We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize