to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
No more Irish car bombs ever.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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