Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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