Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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