i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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