You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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