We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if i can run in heels then i can drive
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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