Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
COCAINE IS GR8
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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