So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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