Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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