I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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