I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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