return my video game
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
