They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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