So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's just like the Real World with babies
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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