i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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