I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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